Snakes are Scary, the return: What kind of Preacher are you?

Well, here's a return to the Snakes are Scary series.  You can read the original post and purpose of the series here.

But the truth is, I don't even have a snarky comment about this...

In case you can't read it, it says...

"I was asked not long ago if I was an apologetic preacher.  I said, 'Lord no, I don't apologize for anything.'  I was then asked if I was an expository preacher.  I said, 'No, I am more like a suppository preacher.  I give the word and let God move the stink out of peoples [sic] lives.'  What kind of preacher are you then?  I answered, 'I am one of those KJV Bible preachers.'"