Snakes are Scary: Dude, let's do youth ministry!

Someone posted this somewhere and I didn't believe it.  But lo and behold, this is an ACTUAL job listing for an ACTUAL ministry position in an ACTUAL church.  Think I'm kidding?  Here's the link.  

Small, growing, easy going, no problem church. Seeking a young man (no experience, no education is no problem). Piercings, tattoos, hair, etc. is no problem. We are good at reaching the types of young people who are traditionally not welcome in churches. We can pay very very small amount, apartment in church available. The perfect place for a young dude who wants to step out into this kind of ministry, but thought he couldn't due to experience, age, education, looks, etc. We are no liberal, we are out of the box workers. all of us here at First Church of Christ are long since tired of churchy church, tradition, discriminating of people due to whatever, etc. If you are in doubt...give us a shout...you just may be surprised.